VULGETH: 0.001% progress report. English 2: Electric Boogaloo, Pretentious Rouxl's Xaard Edition

2021.10.24 02:57 Moskii_860 VULGETH: 0.001% progress report. English 2: Electric Boogaloo, Pretentious Rouxl's Xaard Edition

I was experimenting on dumb stuff I could do with my OG conlang, but I eventually wrote those stuff on my notebook to keep it away from what my conlang's supposed to have and now I have half a page of dumb mini conlang-esque features for a conlang that's supposed to be a dialect of English that's basically just Shakespearean English but with a grammar with the purpose of being soo stupidly poetic that it becomes really redundant and difficult to use in conversation, while sounding extremely pretentious and easy to make fun of when speaking it.
So far, I've made the maximum syllable structure, CCCVCCC, like English is. Made a few suffix endings being; -eth (common nouns, verbs), -ethun (augmentive or exaggerated), -t/et (dunno), -s/es (names, plural), -shw (diminutive), -ingeth (gerund). But I hit a writer's block because I only thought of all of them in the shower.
-+-+-+- Phonemic Inventory (too lazy to IPA, I'll just use generic terms)
All plosives, nasals, voiceless fricatives, and affricates English has (including the glottal stop for vowels starting syllables)
[l] (lateral approximant) [r] (trill) [th] (Eth, voiced), [z] – (the dialect's accent doesn't have every other voiced fricative English has) v (bilabial approximant), j (approximant)
And that's all the consonants done.
Then for the vowels, we have, [a] (open-mid center), [e] (mid front), [i] (near-open near-front), [w] (upsilon), [u] (schwa). And besides the questionable vowel representation, which I think fits the dumb aesthetic, I think we're done. (I don't really have a script, but it's probably a fancy font in the Latin script with it's own letter for the Eth and Theta sounds, the [ng] nasal, as well as all the affricates)
This sums up to a total of 5 vowels, and 21 consonants, for a fairly minimal, 26 phonemes.
It's also going to be heavily stressed on the final syllable, and be syllable-stressed for that pretentious vibe. Words that are exaggerated usually stress the first syllables. -+-+-+- The general idea behind the grammar would be something dumb and redundant like not having Equi-NP deletion. This would make it so that the subject would have to repeat in the dative case, in other words, repeat the subject where the indirect object would be (e.g. I eat me food).
So it's not meant to be a kitchen sink or overly complicated per se, just overly insistent on making things clear whilst sounding like a pretentious jackass only to end up looking like a dumbarse. Hence, the "Rouxls Xaards" in the title, he's one of my favorite characters.
The name came from my idea of wanting a vulgar dialect of my conlang once I ever manage to finish it, and made this placeholder name since I didn't have an official name for my conlang. But as you know, it ended up splitting into this when I brute forced any stupid language mutations that came to mind.
And that's about it. So, since IDRC for this conlang, anyone can feel free to steal this idea and take it to further lengths to turn it into whatever kind of cracklang it'll end up as. (oh, and I'm not commissioning, I just wanna see where it goes)
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2021.10.24 02:57 WeightSad2393 A take on time and maturity: a teenage perspective on having to grow up:: Anyways, how can I improve upon this drawing/make the message clearer?

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2021.10.24 02:57 thecapefangirl I think this needs to be said

What makes you bi is that you like more than one gender. That is it. Nothing more.
I say this because I have seen posts by our fellow king, queens and supernatural beings, asking if they are still bisexual if they don't have cuffed jeans, like frogs, sit weirdly etc...
My friends, is a man still gay if he doesn't walk about with a limp hand and booty shorts? Is a woman still a lesbian if she doesn't wear Birkenstocks and short hair? Yes, the answer is yes.
These memes came from the fact that bi people never seem to fit in anywhere. We are basically invisible. So claiming random things as "bi culture" is just a way to feel connected to each other...or that is what I believe anyway.
In conclusion, the most bi thing is not feeling that you fit anywhere, even within the bi community. I have never cuffed my jeans and i have no fucking clue to what a lemon bar is, but at the same time i am sitting here with my body parallel to the desk and my legs are resting on the windowsill, so each to their own i guess.
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2021.10.24 02:57 gusagusaa I have cp left to buy one character..

I have some cp for one character ... which one shall I buy.. legendary gunzo or nikito .. I got Billy yesterday lucky in 4 draws.. so cp is left.
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2021.10.24 02:57 meatball59 Trouble downloading Pop!_OS (Noob)

Full disclosure: I'm new to Linux so there is a high chance that I am just doing something wrong.
Whenever I try downloading Pop!_OS from the System 76 website, I get a message saying that an error occured and I'm not able to download the ISO. I've tried Chrome, Firefox, and Edge, as well as trying to download during different times throughout different days. So far, no dice.
Anyone have any ideas as to what is going on?
Thanks!
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2021.10.24 02:57 appsaraby رومانيا تشدد القيود لوقف تصاعد إصابات ووفيات كورونا

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2021.10.24 02:57 Ranzware IOTA launches beta smart contracts; argues it’s not an ‘Ethereum killer’

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2021.10.24 02:57 kyleisstudying Zhumdahl vs Central Science (AP chem)

I've heard people getting a 5 with Zhumdahl but I also heard Chemistry: Central science is a good textbook. I'm not asking which book is the best, they're awesome in their own way but I'm wondering what's their pros and cons.
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2021.10.24 02:57 KVWI Why does everyone delete their VODs in the name of "hiding strats," but keep streaming anyway?

Surely all of these guys who delete their vods know that if a rival team wants to analyze their strats, they just have to ask literally anyone to locally record their stream while it's happening, right?
The fact of the matter is that any dedicated org will have absolutely zero problem accessing these vods, so the only people this hurts are their viewers. I've been baffled by this since season one, and it makes it really hard to watch ALGS events, so it's a bit frustrating.
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2021.10.24 02:57 TVOhgod :(((

I DON’T LIKEY THE VIDEO GAME PEOPLE PRONOUN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡☹️☹️😭😭IF IT LOOK LIKE A BOY IT IS A BOY 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻😡😡
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2021.10.24 02:57 Enty_Flogey_Towty Electrc Arc Explosion in Test Conditons with Mannikin and High Speed Photography

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2021.10.24 02:57 BeyondSad6497 It's a habit

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2021.10.24 02:57 ardyndidnothingwrong Taln's blade, a silly theory

I'm sure this one is going to get debunked immediately by something I've overlooked, but I had a thought that I can't directly contradict: What if Taln *does* have his Honorblade? We know for a fact the blade that is taken from him is a shardblade, and we know he had his Honorblade when he first showed up.
However... it is possible to bond two blades (actually, iirc he is not even bonded to the shardblade), and the fact that another showed up, doesn't mean the first one is gone. I went to look for a WoB to see what exactly he says about it, and this is what I found:
>I'm not going to say specifically what happened to the Blade Taln arrived with at Kholinar, but I will say that it IS a different weapon from the one in Words of Radiance.
This seems to work with my theory. However, he also says:
>So, a recap:
>1) The swords WERE swapped somehow.
This one... not so much. But all the "proof" we have that is was a switch and not an addition seems to be from that single use of the word "swapped". This is why I don't have much confidence in my own theory, but I do wonder how much weight we can put on a single word which could be somewhat misleading. Although I don't quite think so, if it *were* an addition, I could see how the word swap could be accurate in a more roundabout way - which feels like a big stretch but it does have some wiggle room. Anyways, thoughts? Is there anything more conclusive that points to Taln not having his Honorblade anymore?
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2021.10.24 02:57 n8thegr8fanaccount is overwatch practical?

I'm getting into running doc and figured this perk could be some nice extra support but i honestly don't have a great idea of 15m in game. Can I hit that with an mp5 / uzi etc or is it not rly worth using?
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2021.10.24 02:57 st_breeze I need BIG Ideas for my hardcore Minecraft world

I’ve had this world for the longest time and I want better ideas to make big buildings and farms in it but I cannot think of anything, so any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
Give me your wildest ideas
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2021.10.24 02:57 Potential-Rice7270 How deezed y’all think yb got

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2021.10.24 02:57 17Twinnnedashmarc Psycho Red from Power Rangers In Space

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2021.10.24 02:57 Active-Conference-94 OHLQ accuracy

So much for a new and improved/more accurate OHLQ app. The 4 🌹LE was showing bottles on the map Friday morning and the places showing in stock were accurate, but now it's completely hidden.
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2021.10.24 02:57 Mudi_G3ngar Do we know when pre-orders start for the Jolteon, Vaporeon, Flareon vmax collections?

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2021.10.24 02:57 Peepee_man_ What WiFi connection do y'all use? Fiber or broadband?

I'm in Mumbai, and my current wifi is pretty much shit. I'm looking to switch to some other brand, like tatasky, jiofiber or some other fiber or broadband connection. Any recommendations? Also if they are torrent/repack friendly? (Will prolly torrent cyberpunk cuz I wanna check it out a bit instead of wasting money on the bugfest)
Please do recommend and tell me what y'all use and if you are satisfied, and what is the ideal mbps I should get. Thanks!
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2021.10.24 02:57 mehlanie Kevin the jock pig is moving!

Lightly gifted appropriate clothing and in boxes!
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2021.10.24 02:57 Angel_Eirene Morticia’s Moods: October 24th.

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2021.10.24 02:57 Beginning_Novel_4582 Phobia scenes without the phobia monsters actually look creepier than the scenes with the monsters.

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